… If the notion that this is a game entering life support somehow didn't already seem patently absurd, Bungie confirmed in an X post yesterday that the patch notes for Destiny 2's last update will encompass almost six dozen pages. 71 pages of patch notes. …
… The Doormaker has also been laid low: "As we said in the patch notes of the beta patch that brought this change: while Doormaker had interesting micro decisions in the fight, he was over the complexity threshold of what we want and had lingering issues. …
… You can read the full patch notes via this Steam post . No doubt there'll be another patch in a week or so that adds some ludicrous new functionality to this ever-expanding RPG. …
… But the changes to the AI drivatars don't seem to be the most exciting part of this patch notes, instead players have latched onto the update which adds a "Roads Driven" percentage to the Region Overview. …
… In the bad old days—that is, the 11 years between Discord's first release and yesterday's patch notes —Linux users whose desktop Discord client needed updating would be confronted with a pop-up but no way to actually conduct the update quickly. …
… As always, The Sims patch notes are simultaneously a bizarre read and a relief to regular players who are well-acquainted with the life simulation's innumerable quirks. …
… "Losing my mind trying to make nice patch notes for Palworld 1.0," he wrote. "Who'd have thought that, checks notes , 27 pdf pages of changes and additions would be hard to make neat?" Assuming these are standard pages and not index cards or something, that tease makes the patch sound gargantuan. …
… The other patch notes only make it less clear what kind of a game Crimson Desert is, with delightful nuggets like "improved the pinball minigame" and "added a dedicated map icon for baby wyverns." One note that should be of particular interest to players with some hours sunk in is that Damiane and … …
Nearly 40 years after launch, NetHack just got a 5.0.0 release with over 3,000 patch notes
… The onslaught of feedback-driven updates continues in a patch released today which boasts two new features: rematch and re-blockade. Rematching lets you fight bosses you've already beaten "to test your progress and experiment with different tactics," the patch notes explain. …